apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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