Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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