ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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