singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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