No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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