IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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