so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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