Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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