I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
