she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
