we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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