what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
