My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
false alarm, still single
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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