am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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