He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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