hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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