is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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