Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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