I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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