so that wasnt chicken after all
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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