Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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