we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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