Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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