gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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