We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
there is glitter all over my balls
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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