I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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