it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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