she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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