so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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