Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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