But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think people are normalizing furries
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
