Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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