I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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