everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
bring money and cleavage
Less talking, more tequila
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize