i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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