well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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