i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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