And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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