Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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