he shaved USA in his pubs
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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