fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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