There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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