This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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