Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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