I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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