As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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