After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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