Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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