I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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