You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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