At least make sure they are 18
Why
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
