Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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