i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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