I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
