That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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