My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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