kristin has been a bad kristin
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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